There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to confess something to his partner. He’ll have struggled with the confession for weeks in advance. He’ll spend ages trying to get the correct phrasing. In the weeks leading up to it he’ll use bribery and flattery to get his partner in the right frame of mind to hear him.
But… eventually… he’ll just have to confess – “I’m going on a biking holiday!”
He’ll then try to explain to his partner how his week long “training” trip to Mallorca or the Canary islands wont be fun. He’ll claim – nobody will be drinking! He’ll say – we’re not going anywhere near Shagaluf…sorry Magaluf. He’ll state – it’s all about the hills.
A few years ago, I went on a week long “training” holiday to the famous Lanzarote resort of Club la Santa or as I prefer to call it, Prison Camp la Santa. The accommodation was so spartan the film 300 was filmed here. (I might have made that last bit up).
The accommodation, at that time, was terrible (and subsequently has been upgraded) The room was tiny with old broken furniture. I had to pay a small fortune for food and drink and there wasn’t much to do once I’d been for a spin on the bike as Santa is miles away from any big town. What made it worse was discovering someone else was staying in a 5* all inclusive hotel near by which was half the price!
This year, instead of an overpriced training camp on a windy, desolate, overbearingly hot island I went to a windy, desolate, cold island – the Outer Hebrides.
During the week, I was able to bike a different route every day on virtually car free roads.
Tour De Harris – https://www.strava.com/activities/1099040596
One of the greatest cycling routes in the UK. The road hugs the coast around the Isle of harris. On the west side I passed golden sand beaches and amazing views across to small islands. On the east coast I biked through a rocky landscape that wouldn’t be out of place on the moon!
Tour De Point – https://www.strava.com/activities/1102079723
A flat out and back route to a lighthouse. From here you can watch whales pass by. On the way back a small detour will take you to a 15% hill climb! It’s short but hard. I needed a quick rest at the top!
Tour De West Side – https://www.strava.com/activities/1103897867
A great way to see some of the island’s best attractions. The route takes in the ancient stone circles at Callanish as well as visiting the blackhouses, the Broch and some of the best beaches on the west side.
Castle Grounds Mountain Bike trail – https://www.strava.com/activities/1100545590
If you tire of road biking then a recently completed mountain bike trial has been constructed in the Castle Grounds. An area of forestry next to Stornoway. I hadn’t tried it before and was pleasantly surprised at how good it was. There’s no major hills but lots of undulating tracks. It was a great way to pass a few hours.
As well as cycling there’s great places to swim, to run run, and to go on walks.
It’s one of the most beautiful places in the UK and everyone should visit at least once. If your partner asks about the pubs then you can says that the Outer Hebrides has the highest rate of abstinence in the UK! Just don’t mention that the one’s who don’t abstain love to drink…a lot! 🙂