Andrew and I grew up on the Isle of Lewis. It’s the furthest north and west you can go in the UK before you get to Iceland. Although we moved away from Lewis after university, our parents still live here.
I had some vacation days to use so I decided to pop up and see them….and get some biking and running in.
The Isle of Lewis is famed for three things – Harris tweed, sheep and rocks. The stone is called Lewisian gneiss and it’s a group of rocks three billion years old. The only rock group older is The Rolling Stones.
If you want to see more rock than you’d find in a Fast & Furious film, visit the Isle of Harris. Harris is joined to Lewis and it’s only a forty minute drive from where my parents stay in Stornoway.
I’ve only ever driven around Harris – except for one disastrous half marathon attempt
The Harris half marathon is a point to point race starting in southern Harris and ending at the capital Tarbert, in the north. I got so drunk the night before the race I struggled to get to the start on time. Thankfully my dad drove me.
Before the race began I said to my dad to wait ten minutes and then drive along the course and check up on me. Due to my hangover I wasn’t confident about finishing
The race started. Everyone else started running. I started vomiting. This was going to be a long day…
I waited for the heaving to stop and then started running. I lasted five minutes and then threw up again.
I scanned the road hoping to spot my dad driving towards me. There was no sign of him, I wanted to stop. I checked my distance. 13 miles to go.
I jogged on. My head hurt and I was rough as… and I scanned the road for my dad. No sign of him. 12 miles to go
I restarted my death march. The world was spinning before my eyes and I wanted to go to bed. Still no sign of him. 11 miles to go.
No sign of him. 10 miles to go!
Where is he? 9 miles to go!
Oh God. I think I’m going to die. 8 miles to go!
What do you mean the next four miles are up hill???? 7 miles to go
This is harder than trying to climb Mount Everest without oxygen…with no shoes …in underpants! 6 miles to go.
I see him! YES! Screw this race I’m out of here….oh. That’s not him. Just a car that looks similar. Oh Lord. Make this end. 5 miles to go.
If I drink all the water at this water stop will it dilute the alcohol and make me feel better? 4 miles to go.
Downhill. Weeeeeeeee. I’m flying now. 3 miles to go.
I think I’m last. 2 miles to go!
I’ll kill my dad when I see him! 1 mile to go,
There’s a big crowd at the finish line. They spot me. They start cheering and whooping. The crowd are going wild! One man shouts “you can do it!” Wow I didnt expect such a big reaction. I raise my hand to thank them. They must be really impressed by my effort. Wait a sec. I cross the finish line but the man’s still shouting. “You can do it”. He doesn’t need to say that. I’ve done it.
I turn around, I’m not the only finisher. They weren’t cheering me. The were cheering a man behind me. An 80 year old man!
After the race I ask my Dad why he didn’t come, He said he wanted to teach me a lesson. He certainly did – I will never rely on him for a lift again!