I have two man crushes. One is ex-Celtic striker Henrik Larsson. I was a season ticket holder at Celtic during Larsson’s time there. At games I’d sing:
You are my Larsson,
My Henrik Larsson
You make me happy when skies are grey
We went for Shearer, but he’s a w******
So please don’t take my Larsson away
He eventually got taken away so I stopped my season ticket! Celtic without Henke was like Ant without Dec – nice setup work but no-one to supply the punchline.
My other crush is…Hugh Grant. I think it’s because we both fancy Liz Hurley and we both had terrible floppy haired curtain haircuts before cutting our hair short. The first film I saw him in was “The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain”.
A title which sums up my Glentress trail race experience (but replace Englishman with Scottishman).
I hadn’t done enough research on the race. Actually, I hadn’t done any. I just had a vague memory from biking at Glentress six years ago. Unfortunately that vague memory wasn’t of the course but of a particularly good plate of macaroni cheese I had at the cafe. Mmmm – delicious!
The day before the race I was asked – what are you doing at the weekend? I replied, “I’m running up a hill.”
I was sort of correct except the hill was just a warm-up for the rest of the climb! It was actually a 6 mile 700m+ ascent of a mountain!!! (I might be using dramatic licence here but it was a long climb and I think of hills as being less than 700m…much, much less)
So, although I went up what I thought was a hill. I definitely came back down a mountain.
PS – It’s a great race. The next one is on in February https://www.highterrainevents.co.uk/glentress-trail-race