“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
If a bike race takes place in a forest and no one is around to see it, did it actually happen?
The Dirty Reiver (https://www.dirtyreiver.co.uk/) is a gravel race held in Kielder Forrest -the largest man-made woodland in England covering 250 square miles. The race has a choice of distances – 130KM or 200KM.
Andrew and I choose the 130KM option as it sounded more fun and less of a slog than the longer race. The course was on “gravel” which actually meant 50% was on a good gravely surface, 25% was a larger stone rubble surface, 10% was road and 15% was rough as f*&k!
There was an online debate before the race about what bike suited the course. Most competitors choose a “gravel” bike. Which is a tougher more off-road friendly road bike.
I don’t understand the popularity of gravel bikes. If Colin MaCrae (famous rally driver) was alive then he wouldn’t go to a Ferrari garage and say “‘I’d like to take this off-road. Can you put fatter tyres on it?”
No! He’d get an off-road car with proper suspension.
Therefore I decided to “Colin Macrae” it and use a mountain bike. Andrew decided to “Sebastian Vettel” it and use a road bike with fatter tyres.
The success of our choices can be summed up by our reactions at the end of the race.
I said: “That was great. I really enjoyed it!”
Andrew said: “I’m never doing that ever again!”
Also, during the first hour of the event, I saw 35 people stop due to a puncture. Not one of them had a mountain bike!
The race was great. 2200M of climbing over 80 miles. There was barely a flat section to the course. The course was more barren of people than a Theresa May supporters party in the Gorbals. The only time we saw anyone other than riders was at the two food stops.
I’d recommend it to anyone who fancies a bike race that’s a bit different – but bring a mountain bike and make sure you know how to fix a puncture!
And to answer my original question. Did it happen? Yes – its on Strava so it must be true 🙂