“C’MON IAIN!! You can kick this blog’s ass!”
“Iain! You’re an amazing blogger!”
“Don’t let yourself down Iain!”
If, whilst writing, I said those things out loud most people would consider me a weirdo. Especially if I was in a room full of other people.
Yesterday I did the Kirkintilloch 12.5KM race. I’ve done the 10K race previously so I assumed it would be the same but with 2.5KM added on. I was wrong. This meant that
a) I expected to start at a primary school. I didn’t realise there was more than one in Kirkintilloch. The races don’t start at the same one. I did wonder why the first school I drove too was very quiet.
b) I expected a flat fast course but it was hilly and slow.
c) I expected a selection of cakes and biscuits at the end of the race as that what I received last time. Instead I got a banana! I was looking forward to cake.
The weather was cold but sunny. There was a number of patches of Ice on the route so I had to be careful on some downhill sections. I had no expectations for the race so treated it as training jog. I therefore chatted to Andrew for the first 10K. When we got to a hill I heard him breathing heavily. I decided to make a break for the win. I picked the correct moment as he didn’t have the legs to keep up the pace and I was able to hold him off until the finish.
He beat me last time so I was determined to get a win here!
During the last 2.5Km I ran next to a guy called Steve. I know that’s his name because he kept talking to himself.
“”C’MON STEVE!! You can kick this course’s ass!”
“STEVE! You’re an amazing runner!”
You get the idea! This would be fine if he wasn’t wearing headphones!
it didn’t seem to help his performance as he conked out on a hill towards the end. Maybe if he’d spent less energy shouting at himself he’d have had some left to finish the race.
So if you feel like talking to yourself whilst running amongst strangers at least take your headphones out. Its only polite. You wouldn’t keep them in if someone else was trying to talk to you! So treat yourself with the same respect 🙂