“My Baws are on fire!!!”
It was the end of the race and a man was discussing the state of his ‘baws’ with a friend. I assume it was a friend. Discussing your ‘baws’ with a stranger would be an unusual conversation starter.
The friend replied “Did you wear your new pair of shorts?”
“Aye! And now my baws have more cuts than a Tory budget!” He actually only said “Aye” but I’m using artistic licence.
“Did you wear pants?” His friend asked.
His friend tried to walk “It burns!” he screamed. I took that as a no to the pants question.
Thankfully my race was friction free although I did get annoyed by how slow some of the sections of the course were.
My pet hate at races is people who stand at the front at the start who should be at the back. If you’re going to run slowly then start further back. I spent the first ten minutes of the race trying to get past people who had no intention of running quickly.
I don’t blame the runners as it happens at every race because people don;t want to start at the back but there’s a simple fix. Start the race in two waves. One wave for people who want to race and then five minutes later start the wave for people who just want to run.
Because congestion is inevitable when there are too many slower runners on a single track course
Last year it wasn’t noticeable as there was only 235 runners but this year there was 439. People were walking on sections that last year could be easily run because someone up ahead was blocking the way by going slowly.
Hopefully next year they fix the start so that the race doesn’t feel as congested as this years race.