He’s making a list,
And checking it twice,
He looks again!
He can’t believe the price!
Santa Claus is buying prezzies for triathletes!
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Xmas!
It’s the time of year my mum asks what I’d like for Xmas and I say “How about this saddle for my bike?” I show her the saddle and she goes “HOW MUCH!!!”
In fairness, I said the same when she said she’d like Jo Malone perfume.
It’s easy to get a present for Andrew. I just get something I’d like myself. That way – if he doesn’t like it, I keep it!
This year, I’ve found the perfect present for Celtman: Sunscreen.
You may wonder why he needs sunscreen for a race famed for its lack of sun. This sunscreen is special. Not only does it prevent sun burn it also repels jelly fish! Celtman is famed for its jelly fish so this would be the perfect gift except for one thing…
Celtman is an extreme triathlon! It’s not a cuddly triathlon. It’s not going to give Andrew a hug and tell him everything’s going to be okay! He’s supposed to suffer.
Giving him sunscreen would be against the spirit of the event.
So, I’ve ordered a different sunscreen. One which will make his swim extreme. I don’t want to spoil his Christmas surprise by saying which one it is but I will reveal one thing – it was really difficult to find one containing a jellyfish aphrodisiac!