King of the Pool (Andrew)

The current world record for 100m swimming was set at the Paris Olympics by Chinese swimmer Pan Zanhle. He won gold with a new record time of 46.40 seconds. 

100 years ago, the world record was 57.4 seconds and was held by American swimmer, Johnny Weissmuller, who became better known as an actor as Tarzan in 12 films from 1932 to 1948. 

It took 100 years for the world records to fall by 20 seconds yet, according to Strava, my times have fallen not just 20 but 40 seconds in just two months as all my swim times today showed 100m laps of seven seconds.

I could put this down as a one off error but I was getting the same results on Monday too. I would swim 100m and, afterwards, find that it was either recorded around the four minute mark, or as 7 seconds. 

I thought I was swimming steady, but, Strava doesn’t lie. It uses complex sensors to check just how fast I was going and if it says I swum 100m in seven seconds then it must be right. 

Move over Tarzan, I’m King of the Pool now.

Review: Fozme Running Belt

After several years of using the same running belt to hold my phone when running home, the zipper broke. In search of a new belt I found via a long and detailed search (Amazon then sort by price low to high) a belt by the Chinese company, Fozme.

I knew it was going to be good as Fozme don’t make any other products. Check out their Facebook page: Fozme. It only shows one product – their running belt. And again, on Amazon, a search for Fozme will also only return one product: their running belt.

I thought if that’s all the products they have then they must really know their stuff about running belt. No company is just going to sell one product if it didn’t believe in it.

“It must be the best belt in the world,” I thought.

And I was right, even if Fozme itself was too modest to respond to my emails congratulating them on their achievement. To busy perfecting perfection, I expect.

Anyways, if you’re looking for a running belt that holds your phone and you don’t want to spend too much on it then I have the belt for you.

Link to belt: Amazon

Running on Holiday (Andrew)

“Do you know the way to Detective Jimmy Perez’s house?” asked the two Norwegian tourists.

Not only did I know the way, I knew exactly what she was talking about. Detective Jimmy Perez is the lead character of the novels and TV show, ‘Shetland’. And he lived in the Lodberie House, an old Victorian home on the edge of Lerwick’s harbour.

“It’s 20 metres further along,” I said, “look to your right and you can’t miss it.”

I’m not sure why I was asked though. Did they think I was local and would know? Or did they think I looked like a fan of the show? 

“That man looks like he enjoys a good murder, let’s ask him!”

Instead, and lucky for them, five minutes earlier I had stood outside the house, and I had googled “what is the Lodberie House?” and had found out all about it. Now, five minutes later, I was Google.

Part of running, for me, is exploring. When on holiday, I love to run the streets around me to get my bearings, ticking each street off like Pacman in his maze, though without the pills. Or the ghosts. 

I was always so keen. For years I would take my trainers with me on holiday. I would have this idea that I would go for a run when I’m away. That it’ll be a chance to explore a new city or town and get a fresh perspective of where I am. Yet, every time I come home, I find my trainers have reminded firmly in a well wrapped bag.

(The bag has to be well wrapped as trainers, well, there’s no,other way to say this, STINK. And the very last thing you want to do is place your trainers tightly in with all your fresh holiday clothes in a closed bag because soon everything will smell of your feet. Eeugh.)

A few years ago, just before lockdown, I decided that there was no point planning a holiday run. I was going to be away for two weeks, I had to bring hiking boots and taking a pair of trainers too and it felt like I’d be using too much space for footwear I would only use for a few hours, if that.

And, if I didn’t take my trainers, I wouldn’t feel guilty about not going for a run. You can’t feel guilty if you can’t do something. Just like I don’t feel guilty about not going to the moon, painting a stunning landscape or eating beatroot (it’s purple – only bruises and dinosaurs are purple).

But, when I started to pack I realised I would have space for trainers if I wore my hiking boots onto the plane. If I didn’t pack them, but wore them instead, I’d free up both space and weight. And then I thought, why not take my trainers but instead of thinking I should go for a run I would only aim to cover a mile instead: The Holiday Mile. A simple goal, less than 10 minutes and it would meet my goal of seeing more than just a hotel in wherever we stayed but would also be short enough that it didn’t feel like an imposition during the holiday. It would be over and done before breakfast.

And, as it turned out, if I went out for that first mile, I would also carry on if I was enjoying it.

Perfect.

Until I got there. ‘There’ being Dubai and I tried my holiday mile at the end of September when the temperature was 42 degrees and it was horrible. It wasn’t running, it was cooking. And I was the main course.

But I did it. And I kept doing it and gradually my runs became longer until I now enjoy running while on holiday. 

Celtman Solo Point Five (Andrew)

12 weeks to Celtman.

Well, 11.

Sorry, 10.

There are 10 weeks to Celtman Solo Point Five and I have just spent the last month being ill after TwinBikeChild joined a nursery and decided to bring home every bug and illness with her.

But 10 weeks is okay to prepare for a triathlon. Most programmes are for 12 weeks and the first week is more of an intro and the last week is tapering. So, most programmes only have 10 ‘proper’ weeks of training.

At least that’s what I’m telling myself…

Not The Alloa Half Marathon 2025 (Andrew)

Nurseries should hand out Hazmat suits when children start. 

TwinBikeChild started nursery a month ago and I’ve been ill ever since. After twice getting a throat infection in three weeks I’ve lost more weight than a Circus strongman with amnesia. TwinBikeChild, on the other hand, just gets a runny nose every time she picks up a new bug. Children have a defence system so strong even Donald Trump wouldn’t leak it. 

As I’m ill I’ve had to miss a couple of races with the Alloa Half Marathon being the main casualty, which was a pity as it gave me no chance to find out if they’d doubled their toilet count for the 5,000 starters by bringing a second toilet to the start. See last year’s report. Hopefully, next year, they’ll have doubled it again and have four portaloos.

While I missed the race I did end up in Alloa for a children’s party which only made me wish I’d raced instead as the after-party entertainment was a mobile zoo. 

“A mobile zoo,” you say, “that sounds delightful!”

And it does. Who wouldn’t get excited about the inevitable  cuteness overload of a dozen or so four year olds being shown age appropriate animals like puppy dogs, rabbits or little pet lambs? 

“Why would you rather have ran 13 miles with a razor blade in your throat and a cough with more hacks than a 80s slasher horror film?” You might ask me.

“Because,” I’d say, “the first animal was a cockroach.”

AAAAAARGGHHHH!! 

“And”, I’d say, “the second animal was a box of meal worms.”

It wasn’s a mobile zoo, it was pest extermination.

EEEEEKKKKKK!!!

A collection of scaly scary creepy crawlies which only ended when the ‘zookeeper’ brought out a mouse and then a bright yellow snake. And all I could hope was that it not an extermination it’s just all been lunch for the snake

TwinBikeChild, of course, loved it.

Indoor Swim Review: Lewis Sports Centre (Andrew)

When is a 25m pool not a 25m pool? When it has a wall which rises from the floor and reduce the pool to 15m.

While many swimming pools will have group classes throughout the day, the Lewis Sports Centre in Stornoway is the only one I know that has a wall rise from the floor to split the pool into two while the class take place. You can be swimming only for an attendant to warn you that the a class is about to start and the pool will be reduced.

You can check the class timetables in advance but I’ve never quite worked out which classes trigger the wall and which don’t. Perhaps, the Isle of Lewis’s most famous descendent can answer: Donald J Trump, whose mother was born just outside Stornoway.

Cost: £4.80 as a non-member.

Facilities: Decent size cubicles and nice and clean changing area. However the showers are right beside the pool and open to everyone so not suitable for a proper wash, only a rinse.

Swimming pool: The lap lane is wider to allow more swimmers but it operates an anti-clockwise swimming lap where you don’t swim back and forth but more in a circle as you swim a few metres to the left or right at the end of each lap.

Other facilities? You can pay extra for the sauna, steam room and jacuzzi.

Busy? At the times you would expect and quiet when not.

Recommended? Yes.