Today I learned that Avicii never sang any of his songs. He always used a vocalist. Also like Calvin Harris who, despite singing on many of his songs, is more processed than a Kraft cheese slice. His songs should say vocals by Apple Mac.

I also don’t sing and, like Avicii, I can also play Wake Me Up. Or at least a four chord version of it that only sounds like Wake Me Up when you play Wake Me Up over it.

Now, if I can now learn how to use AutoTune, I might be ready to become the next Calvin Harris.