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Day 28 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

I didn’t spot it right away, but I can’t help but hear it now. Every song on Simply Piano is a cover. 

It seems appropriate. Everyone using the app is covering the song too. But it does make it seem like it’s training me less to be a solo pianist and more to be playing Uptown Girl in a wedding band.

Day 25 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

When I look at the keys I see the computer game, Tetris. There are serveral falling blocks and each block is a different shape. You can rotate the blocks, you make them fall faster or slow them back down, but every second, you’re trying to make the blocks fit together in harmony, in an unbroken straight line.

With the piano, I imagine my fingers as the blocks, there’s several shapes but with four fingers and a thumb there’s only a limited number of shapes I can make with them. Each one of those shapes is a chord, and if I can only move them around the piano, sometimes faster, sometime slower, I can make them all fit together in harmony.

Which sounds simple in practice, like Tetris. But harder and harder in practice as one mistake means it’s game over.

Day 23 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

Today I learned that Avicii never sang any of his songs. He always used a vocalist. Also like Calvin Harris who, despite singing on many of his songs, is more processed than a Kraft cheese slice. His songs should say vocals by Apple Mac.

I also don’t sing and, like Avicii, I can also play Wake Me Up. Or at least a four chord version of it that only sounds like Wake Me Up when you play Wake Me Up over it.

Now, if I can now learn how to use AutoTune, I might be ready to become the next Calvin Harris.

Day 21 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

Mrs TwinBikeRun has been learning the piano too. Unlike me, she has stayed with the essential lessons on the Simply Piano app and has advanced through to level 3. I’m still working my way through chords.

Today, she decided to start chords and after an hour said “It’s too hard, my hands hurt!”.

So do mine but I’d never thought about it until she said. Of course our hands hurt, we’re bashing – I’d say playing, but bashing is a better description of what we’re doing! – away at the keys and it takes an effort to do that when you don’t use your hands for anything else. I type. I hold a knife and fork. I don’t do anything particularly tiring or taxing with my hands. I’m using my little pinky to lift up a truck. Instead, this is the first time I will have been using my hands for long periods of time and apply force and strength while my fingers are fully extended. It’s got to hurt – but not equally. Some fingers are stronger than others, I’ve realised. And that’s when I stumbled across this:

There is a sub-genre of piano videos to teach you how to strengthen your fingers, even down to looking at an individual finger and working on it.

Now, how do I work on my middle finger?

Day 19 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

There are three pedals at the bottom of our piano. I know that one of them muffles the sound of the piano. We have this on at all times as we live in a semi-detached home, albeit one with thick walls, and we don’t want to bug our neighbour with our practice.

Some people would love to live next to piano wizard, Lang Lang. However, we are Clang Clang, and no one wants to live next door to that.

But I have no idea what the other two pedals do. One seems to make the piano sound echo-ey. I call it the Ghost Pedal as it makes the piano sound haunter.

The other one does…. nothing. I press it. Nothing. It doesn’t muffle. It’s doesn’t try and scare me. Nothing.

I could google the answer but it seems more fun to try and work it out myself, like it’s a rite of passage for all piano players. Until you work it out, you can’t call yourself a musician. And looking up the answer would just be cheating.

Day 17 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

I’ve been watching a a lot of videos about learning to play the piano and this one, ahem, struck a chord.

As I’m following the Simply Piano app, I’ve not thought a lot about timing. 

1… 2… 3… 4

1……. 2…… 3

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Part of not thinking about timing is that I’m both not fast and too fast. I’m not fast, as I try and play pieces and can’t change between chords as fast as shown on the screen. I’m also too fast as when I practice on my own, I try and play as fast as I can rather than going slower and learning better technique.

I need to slow down to speed up.

Day 13 – Learning The Piano (Andrew)

Our piano is in the hall beside the living room. If I’m playing, I keep the living room door open so I can keep an eye on little three year old Wee TwinBikeRun when she watches her cartoons. However, in the last few days, every time I sit down to play, about five minutes after starting, she comes out of the living room, stares at me and then holds her hand our to take my hand. She then pulls me into the living room.

I may not be as melodic as I thought. Even a 3 year old is a critic!

Day 11 – Learning the Piano (Andrew)

Imagine singing a song but only learning every second word.

“Take… Down… The… Paradise… Where…. Grass…Green….. The…. Are Pretty”

Now try and play it on the piano with the missing music too.

That’s Simply Piano.

Which sounds like a complaint, and it is, but I can see it’s also necessary. The app teaches the piano by playing along with songs. However the songs are complex so it simplifies the songs so you only play along with parts of it. It’s just enough to know the song but, because it’s simplified, I can filling in the missing notes in my head and think I’m missing out on playing some keys.

On the other hand, as I move through the lessons, you come back to the same songs and gradually learn how to play more complex versions of it, which helps show how you’re improving.

But it is frustrating as I want to be better than the programme will let me. And that’s probably a good thing as it’s forcing me to learn the basic techniques and to practice those before doing anything more complicated.